Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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