I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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