Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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