Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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