I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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