Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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