Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.