she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i dont even know how to be here
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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