great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The best revenge is premature balding
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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