Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I will be naked everywhere
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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