I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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