no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
