Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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