How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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