Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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