I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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