Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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