Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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