Define "chronic" masturbator.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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