Need sex. Gaining weight.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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