I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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