Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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