so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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