There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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