We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's shark week go big or go home
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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