She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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