Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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