How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just want to make out with him forever
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
