Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
false alarm. still invincible.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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