Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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