just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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