Duck Duck Cougar?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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