Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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