big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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