It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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