I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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