what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I think i got beer on your cat.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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