If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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