Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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