Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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