So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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