He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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