Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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