what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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