Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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