operation harelip BJ is a go
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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