I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This is my gift to your gina
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
