Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
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ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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