with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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