just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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