Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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