Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
