Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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