I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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