Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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