My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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