in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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