Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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