Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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